Bill Belichick has reportedly been trying to line up some lucrative gigs for his girlfriend (and rumored fiancée).

Contrary to the opinions of those who have nothing better to do than complain about our periodic Bill Belichick/Jordon Hudson stories, we do many other things than write about the most oddly compelling story in all of football.

Prior to his relationship with Hudson, Belichick — currently preparing for his first season as UNC’s football coach — was in a long-term relationship with Linda Holliday. She allegedly confronted Hudson at a Nantucket holiday party last December.