$700 USD to smell Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina is, quite frankly, classist—and we at Private Function think that every working-class person deserves access to that smell 24 hours a day. So, ...

When the slender Gwyneth Paltrow appeared this week looking uncharacteristically buxom, observers suspected a happy event might be in the offing. And last night it was confirmed that the actress ...